Uncle Versace

Zoolander (2001) | Comedy | 1h 29m

Random Thoughts from a Restless Mind

Category: Movie Blurbs

Published On: January 26, 2025

My friends and I do a weekly Discord movie night. While we sometimes know ahead of time what we're going to watch, we often just go with what we're feeling in the moment; however, we're not always the best group at deciding what we're feeling in the moment. So to help, I'll sometimes write a few movie blurbs to read to them to see if anything piques their interest or sounds good. Here are some of the ones I've written that we've ended up watching.

What do you do when you need to assassinate the prime minister of Malaysia? Well, you brainwash someone who's really really good looking, obviously. Come find out why critics are saying how hot that Hansel is right now and answer the age old question: but why male models?

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