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Dev Log 04.17.2026: Power Save Mode
April 17, 2026 in Dev Logs
The Technical: Honestly? Not much code today, and I made peace with that. The brain was in power saver...
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Dev Log 04.15.2026: The Cockpit Reset
April 15, 2026 in Dev Logs
The Technical: Gave a tech talk to the team today — got a "it was good," which in that context is a...
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Dev Log 04.14.2026: History Logs, Servers, and Rainy Day Naps
April 14, 2026 in Dev Logs
The Technical: Still deep in the emergency B2B project — today's focus was adding history logging to...
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They Say "The Pagemaster" 3 Times in The Pagemaster (1994)
April 7, 2026 in They Said It!
Yep. Just three times. In a movie literally named after its main character — who is also literally in...
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Dev Log 04.07.2026: Tickets, Discord, and a General Malaise
April 7, 2026 in Dev Logs
The Technical: Wrapped up a couple of tickets on the emergency project and got through some more PR...
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Dev Log 04.06.2026: PRs, Dayseeker, and the AI Reliability Tax
April 6, 2026 in Dev Logs
The Technical: PR reviews and customization work on the emergency project today. The kind of day where...
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Deploy Notes 04.05.2026
April 5, 2026 in Deploy Notes
The ServerRoutine maintenance tonight on the droplet — system packages updated, reboot applied. Nothing...
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Dev Log 03.27.2026: Claude Code and FNM
March 27, 2026 in Dev Logs
The Technical: Another day on the emergency project, plus some time studying Claude Code. Starting to...
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Dev Log 03.26.2026: Dashboards, Blanket Forts, and Good News
March 26, 2026 in Dev Logs
The Technical: Back at it on the B2B implementation — dashboard improvements and bug fixes today. Nothing...
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Dev Log 03.25.2026: Grids, SASS, and a Sleeping Frenchie
March 25, 2026 in Dev Logs
The Technical: The day job has me deep in a Magento 2 / Adobe Commerce B2B implementation that's in...
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Dev Log 03.12.2026: PR Friction and the Burrito Betrayal
March 12, 2026 in Dev Logs
The Technical: Today was a study in communication overhead. Being a Senior Dev on an "emergency" project...
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Dev Log 03.11.2026: Refactors, Sorkin, and Rubber Toys
March 11, 2026 in Dev Logs
The Technical: Today’s "Senior Dev Rescue" involves more than just a standard IDE refactor. I’m using...
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The Quiet Contemplation of Celibacy: Accepting the Role I Have to Play 🖤
October 29, 2025 in Love
There is a hollow ache in the quiet moments of my life — a deep, persistent loneliness. Like so many...
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An Important Update: The Next Chapter for Accumulated Knowledge & Streamer Tools
August 21, 2025 in General
Hello, everyone! Uncle Versace here with some exciting news. As some of you may know, these projects...
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Lights, Camera, Action! They Said It! v1.0.0 is Here!
July 16, 2025 in They Said It!
Alright, film fanatics and fellow code connoisseurs! Uncle Versace here, kicking off a brand new chapter...
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When the Well Runs Dry: Rethinking Love in My Mid-30s
June 18, 2025 in Love
I remember a time, not so long ago, when I believed love was an endless well. It was a beautiful, comforting...
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A Proposal for Commander Brackets Beta Game Changers List
May 8, 2025 in Magic: the Gathering
Alright, fellow spell slingers! Uncle Versace here, dropping in with some lukewarm takes from the world...
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Doubling Season and Planeswalkers
April 23, 2025 in Magic: the Gathering
I relearned something today that I'd known before, but today I learned the reason why, which I don't...
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The Final Girls (2015) | Horror/Comedy | 1h 31m
March 29, 2025 in Movie Blurbs
On the anniversary of her mother's death, Max goes to see one of her old B-horror movies. But when Max...
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Fanboys (2009) | Comedy/Adventure | 2 hours
March 18, 2025 in Movie Blurbs
When a bunch of nerds find out their friend is dying, they decide to take a road trip across the country...
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They Said It! Milestones
March 3, 2025 in They Said It!
As I've been watching movies and adding them to my movie website (They Said It!), I realized I haven't...
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They Said It! Update (v0.4.1-beta)
February 22, 2025 in They Said It!
I made some updates to my movie web app, They Said It! Some were behind the scenes improvements like...
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Searching (2018) | Mystery/Thriller | 1h 42m
February 18, 2025 in Movie Blurbs
When his teenage daughter goes missing, a single father becomes desperate for answers. In order to track...
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Zoolander (2001) | Comedy | 1h 29m
January 26, 2025 in Movie Blurbs
What do you do when you need to assassinate the prime minister of Malaysia? Well, you brainwash someone...
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Scoop (2006) | Comedy/Crime | 1h 36m
January 18, 2025 in Movie Blurbs
When a young journalism student is confronted by the spirit of a dead journalist, she's tasked with...
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50/50 (2011) | Comedy/Romance | 1h 40m
January 17, 2025 in Movie Blurbs
What do you do when you're in your late 20s living a modest but happy life - you don't smoke, you don't...
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It Feels Like Love
January 15, 2025 in Love
I have feelings for someone who doesn't have the same feelings for me, and it sucks. It's also one of...
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Mystery Team (2009) | Comedy/Mystery | 1h 45m
January 4, 2025 in Movie Blurbs
Silly, sometimes stupid, but mostly just hysterical, comes a comedy about 3 high school friends who...
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Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri (2017) | Comedy/Crime | 1h 55m
January 4, 2025 in Movie Blurbs
From the writer/director of In Bruges, comes a dark comedy about grief, guilt, redemption, and billboards...Okay,...
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Unrequited Love
December 17, 2024 in Love
Unrequited love sucks. Like, it always sucks. But there's something to me that's especially hard about...
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Self-Hatred
December 11, 2024 in Rants
I keep forgetting I made this blog and don't have to restrict myself to Twitter's 280 characters when...
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I'm Going to Be Spending Markedly Less Time on Twitch
September 8, 2024 in General
TL;DR I'm going to be less active on Twitch. I don't really market my blog, so I don't know if literally...
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Hello, World
August 31, 2024 in General
I made a personal home page. And a blog. Because I have thoughts. And rants. And things to say. Things...
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